At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
this just has baby written all over it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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