Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just want nice things and good sex
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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