weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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