There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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