ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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