you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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