if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he puts the penis in happiness.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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