My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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