Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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