you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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