it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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