kristin has been a bad kristin
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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