last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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