Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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