there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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