But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What did we do last night that was yellow?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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