as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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