And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
love makes seman taste better
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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