How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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