you have to choose: penises or morals?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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