She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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