We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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