Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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