I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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