idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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