I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
whose parrot is this?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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