He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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