Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Found the puke drawer
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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