just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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