I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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