Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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