My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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