do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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