he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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