This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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