Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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