we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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