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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.

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• (818): View more from California

  he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror

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• (716): View more from New York

  I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Risk it. Keep the titties tough.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil

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• (813): View more from Florida

  She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce

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