i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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