Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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