Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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