I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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