Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
that is very illegal...i love you.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
