I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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