i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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