we made out on top of his cat.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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