OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
