OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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