you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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