Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
her facebook's as public as her vagina
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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