Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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