I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Randomize
