Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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