in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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