I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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